dear loyal friends

in an effort to make the cooking com bigode website more intelligible to all living beings, i have decided to add a page housing photographs of the general public cooking with moustaches.

now, let it be said that i am _Well Aware_ that some people don’t have moustaches. the moustaches in the photos do not have to be real. they can be, alternately:

: other peoples hair
: your own hair but not from your face
: dill or fennel greens
: rabbits feet keychains
: anything else

but what i am asking for is for _you_ to have a picture taken of you with a moustache AND one of the following

: cooking
: pretending to cook
: a pressure cooker
: a robot
: a knife
: a copy of the book

and most importantly for staying warm in a temperate climate…. if you don’t have a copy of the book, you are dearly invited to get one.

www.somethingconstructive.net/bigode

and, i know the holidays are approaching, and everybody loves giving cookbooks for the holidays, so do not hesitate to order 10 (ten) copies of the book to give away to everyone you love, at the incredibly discounted suggestion of $101 (the final one is for goodluck; shipping on big orders is still free)

nb: if you have an authentic and outrageous moustache, photo response to this email should be considered MANDATORY. send me an email of a picture of you with a moustache. horn. okay. please.

love
and
carrot/apple/ginger-juice blended with whole spinach and parsley to provide goodness and energy almost all morning long,

ankur